A lie can get half way around the world while the truth is putting on it’s shoes. —Mark Twain
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
If it was meant to last, it would have. —Red (Orange Is The New Black)
Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped. —
This really touched me
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
Do you ever see somebody you don’t know, again? Somebody who has nothing to do with your life but they keep popping up once in a while? Like today I saw this guy getting out of a cab and I recognized him because he was stood in front of me at the bank 3 weeks ago. It’s like God is running out of extras in a movie of your life. —Louis C.K. (via galifianafuck)